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Pelvic Sorcery

My name is Emily. My birthday is October 6th. I'm 17 years old and I'm in many fandoms. My current fandoms are Supernatural, Doctor Who, Glee, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Bones, Marvel, Smallville, and Pretty Little Liars. I live in America in a state called Michigan.
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posted Aug.27.14 + 5 notes + reblog

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

supernatural4life:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

crowleys—moose

Dont worry about me guys ive been up north and have no internet

posted Aug.27.14 + 1 notes + reblog

youhaveagentlesoul:

So I taught my cat how to beg for a treat and she’s actually gotten really good at it. But there’s one problem. 

Every time I get myself a snack I turn around and

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she’s 

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doing

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this

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irresistible 

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pose

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like

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seriously

how am I supposed to resist this!?

whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.

Me: *Gets Ice Cream*
Me: *Goes To Room
Me: *Forgets spoon in kitchen*
Me: *Cries*

(Source: asvprock)

janebuzjane:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

rebelside:

But seriously do you ever think that all those who died in the battle of Hogwarts probably went on the chocolate frogs’ cards . And Teddy opening one before going on the train to Hogwarts and seeing his parents smiling at him, so they were actually there to see him off on his first year.

how fucking dare you

once i finish crying im gonna fuck u up

supernatural4life:

thacmis:

Buck Buck and Shteeb
wait no bucky earbuds don’t go on your nipples

crowleys—moose
gabe-the-fallen-angel:

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

Oh my dad! I get it now!